beautiful!

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Sunday, 28-Feb-2010 5:59:21

There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.

His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again.

His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said "You're cute!"

Well, the wife was disappointed because instead of "beautiful" it was "cute."

She said "What happened to 'beautiful'?"

His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"

Post 2 by OceanDream (An Ocean of Thoughts) on Monday, 01-Mar-2010 7:52:46

Damn....Lol!

Post 3 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Monday, 01-Mar-2010 8:46:37

hahaha A lawyer who told the truth? Must've been some heavy drugs.

Post 4 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Monday, 01-Mar-2010 10:52:36

ooh damn! lol.

Post 5 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Saturday, 06-Mar-2010 2:18:38

Lol! Quite funny.
Hey, not telling the truth is sometimes the smartest thing.

Post 6 by OceanDream (An Ocean of Thoughts) on Monday, 08-Mar-2010 14:20:50

Good post, Tiffanitsa.